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According to current lawmakers on Capitol Hill, Congress has become a breeding ground for alcoholics, elderly officials suffering from cognitive decline, and self-absorbed egomaniacs more focused on their next media moment and campaign donations than on governing.
In a shocking revelation, 25 legislators have come forward to expose the flaws of their colleagues, offering a glimpse into why Congress’s approval ratings have hovered between 16 and 35 percent in recent years.
One source added, “Donald Trump stands out as one of the biggest fools and criminals of them all, but while he’s leading, Congress is also turning its focus inward — the country is in chaos right now.”
Rep. Eli Crane expressed frustration, saying, “We’re all sinners, so to pretend we’re not regular people who make mistakes is laughable. It’s ridiculous. Stop acting like your stuff doesn’t stink.”
Sen. John Fetterman acknowledged the performative nature of modern politics, adding, “It’s turned into a kind of performance art where everything is monetized. We’re all like OnlyFans models now, turning every protest or speech into content.”
While much of the misconduct remains behind closed doors, some can’t be hidden. Former Rep. Matt Gaetz made headlines recently when a House Ethics Committee report revealed allegations of paying for sex, having relations with a 17-year-old, using illegal drugs, and accepting gifts beyond allowed limits.
And Gaetz isn’t alone in his controversial behavior. “Every time we have an 11 p.m. vote, a minority of the chamber still has a zero blood alcohol content,” said Rep. Jim Himes.
An anonymous House Republican added, “This is a cross-section of society. I suspect—though I can’t confirm—that I serve with functioning alcoholics, just as I serve with people who abuse prescription drugs.”
Some lawmakers appear to be well past their prime.
Former Sen. Dianne Feinstein’s mental decline became so severe that she had to grant her daughter power of attorney to manage her affairs, yet she remained in office. Meanwhile, Rep. Kay Granger disappeared for six months before it was revealed she was residing in an assisted-living facility.
One unidentified House Republican expressed frustration, saying, “It’s hard to tell whether it’s just the natural deterioration of some members or if a few of them were never that sharp to begin with.”
A political insider added, “Oversized egos are another widespread issue in Congress. Too often, legislators seem more focused on their personal agendas than the well-being of the country.”
